just moonie

I cant do this anymore

2007-01-15T00:13:36+01:00

be nice to my brother that is,

he is harmless and yes he doesnt mean to offend, but he does, he is a 10yr old in a 40yr olds body, and im making more allowances for him than i have ever done for anyone,

he is staying with us now until he exchanges contracts on his new house, please god let it be soon, i am bordering on the edge of insanity with him here, and before fatal chirps in with `you have been bordering there for years` im seriously very near total madness.

tonight we went to the local pub chain that does meals and half way through his meal he slumped in his seat and said he couldnt eat anymore as the smell from my sons chicken tikka was putting him off, after mentally giving him a 10 for dramatic interpretation, i pointed out that i wasnt about to move my 12yr old to another table because his food smelt of curry, so he sat there with his head in his hands until he realised we were ignoring him and then sat outside in the car

last night he babysat for us while we went to the movies and when we came home he had a tantrum as i asked him not to talk through big brother,

there are a whole raft of things he has done in the last two weeks that are slowly building up and there will be a huge explsoion, and no doubt it will all be my fault, i just hope his date for exchange happens soon or i will be serving 15yrs for manslaughter, :XX" class="middle" border="0">

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I dont believe it !!

2007-01-04T17:16:26+01:00

i shreik in true victor meldrew style

i sent a ` pre typed funny` to a friend of mine who shall for blog purposes be called paul it went like this

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After serious & cautious consideration. ....your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2007 !

It was a very hard decision to make.
So try not to screw it up!!! LOL

My Wish for You in 2007:

May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts. May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 bills. May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips! May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires and may happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy. May the problems you had, forget your home address! In simple words .

May 2007 be the best year of your life!!!

ok so if you got this from your friend you would just laugh and probably forward it on, ..........not paul oh no, he writes back really upset that i had to consider my friendship with him and wonders what it is he has done silly man, just as well he is a nice guy, daft, but nice all the same, so i them had to tell him it was a `pre typed funny ` and not an indication of our friendship

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Weird

2007-01-04T00:53:05+01:00

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xf9oo_jerome-murat

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Weird

2007-01-04T00:52:04+01:00

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xf9oo_jerome-murat

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Its Coming !

2007-01-03T18:05:24+01:00

Big Brother sad i know but i bloodey love it, and the celeb one is soooo funny, hubby has had the sky box switched on in the other room while bb is on cos he isnt stupid enough to try watch tv for the next few weeks, lol and my son has sworn he wont be going in the lounge at all, (suits me) im dying to see who will be in there, if the hoff is there its gonna be funny, he is such a tosser lol, wonder if he will peee himself in the house lol,

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All dogs should be bloodey muzzled

2007-01-02T17:35:57+01:00

That includes my own, even though the chances of anything other than a nasty lick is unlikely, when are these people who buy these pit bull type dogs gonna realise they arent pets, they are friggin psycho dogs,!! and why hasnt the government said ok if you want these dogs then pay for the privilage, premium insurance licenses have their knackers cut off etc ( the dog not the owners) hmmm well actually maybe the owners too,

me and my beloved go for a little jaunt every night with our flea in a fur coat (yorkie) and the other night we had to walk past 3 teenage lads who had one of these dogs, it was a huge fucker and it took the three of them to hold him while we passed, i was so scared and so friggin angry that this dog was not muzzled and it took that many to hold it, im seriously considering getting a tazar (sp) if they can have a dog like that i should have a right to defend myself,

that poor little girl who was killed by one broke my heart when i saw it on the news and although i really feel for her family i cant help but be angry with them too for alowing her to be around it, its too late for them but for all of you who have these dogs who would never hurt a fly think on !!

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Im dreading friday

2007-01-02T09:50:59+01:00

my brother is moving in with us till he can move into his new house, he is 4yrs younger than me and a total old arse, with old arse opinions and he is also a mad liverpool football fan, he is so obsessed that when he saw the blue led xmas lights outside our house he started moaning about how he hoped no-one saw him going in incase they thought he was an evertonian

i know im opinionated but he makes me cringe some of the things he comes out with, i just know im gonna end uo falling out with him, which i dont wanna do as we spent many years estranged as it is, i think i might have to get an intravenous drip of some chillout drug to keep me calm for the next 3 or 4 weeks,

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What are you doing for New Year ?

2006-12-31T10:52:33+01:00

I was hoping to be baby squishing, which i do through an agency and its very profitable at new year, but no-one has booked through the agency i use, so it looks like i will be spending it in the bosom of my family, which means i will have to listen to the half breeds next door till 3am cos their parents will be out clubbing, a midnight hubby who is tall dark handsome will stand on the step moaning he feels stupid, (well it had to sink in sometime and you cant have good looks and brains) unless your me lol and we will comment about how quiet it is and no-one comes out anymore, then we will go in and watch more crap telly till the fireworks finish at about 3 am and fall asleep. oh can i bear the excitement

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This is too early to be awake

2006-12-31T08:51:44+01:00

and on a sunday too, it isnt like i go to church or anything, it was my central heating that woke me up, gonna have to get that sorted cos i dont do mornings, mind you it means i can get to asda for some veg nice and early as for some reason people go mental at xmas and new year and shop like its closing down.

im watching spartacus on tv i love the big old epic films, much better than some of the crap they churn out now,

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Top Gear

2006-12-28T22:01:52+01:00

Am i the only woman who loves this programme ? i would kill for a job on this show, ok i know buggar all about cars but what fun they have trashng them and driving to great places and dropping things on cars, and generally being daft, and they get paid for it, all right richard hammond was a bit silly recently but generally they do some cool stuff, hubby thinks its brilliant i will sit and watch hours of top gear and not complain,

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Alcohols a wonderful thing

2006-12-27T21:50:09+01:00

Three quarters of the way down a bottle of amerula im feeling quite happy, and to hell with all the shit that usually swirls round my brain, i remember reaching the point at which i would stop drinking about an hour ago and thinking fuck it hubby will carry me upstairs to bed if i need to be carried although i did remmeber to make sure the leccy blanket was switched on lol, have also made numerous phone calls to those who i would normally need a drink to speak to lol and found the experience quite pleasant, must remember to slug a load of booze before i call them again

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i want them !!

2006-12-26T20:41:01+01:00

We all went boxing day shopping today, my brother who has just bought a new house but wont be moving in until end of january so will be staying with us (gawd help us) needed to get two sets of new sofas (jammy ba$tard) ok i dont begrudge him cos i know he works damm hard for his money and deserves it but it was so depressing buying beautiful sofas for someone elses house and especially two different sets of beautiful sofas that wont be anywhere near my house, i told him i may have to go to his house in the daytime while he is at work and pretend i live there, which he didnt mind but said i had to hoover while i was there, but that would spoil the illusion cos i dont hoover at home

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hiya

2006-12-26T01:46:22+01:00

I suppose i could write how busy i have been, which i have, or how bored of bloggin i had become, which i had, or how sick i was of the apparent cliqueness and bitchiness of some bloggers, which i was, but there was a big dose of couldnt be arsedness thrown in, i still read peoples blogs, well some but i just didnt wanna write stuff,

But i began to wonder if i might enjoy it again after being away so im gonna have another little go,

I have taken over my local freecycle group, i run it, i used to just moderate it but i sort of talked the girl who was running it into giving it to me lol, she was very busy and didnt have the time to really spend on it, and i thought it needed a kick up the arse, so i have changed a few rules and guidelines and got it running a bit more efficently and chased off a few of the people who just used to go on there constantly asking for stuff, dont get me wrong i dont think there is anything wrong in asking for stuff, but some people are so sodding greedy, i have really had my eyes opened running the group there was one person who asked for 15 different things in 13days, 13 large items by the way, we are talking white goods and big furniture, i remember writing the rejection letter to her last post and starting it with the words ` this is not argos` i would have loved to see her face when she read that

I also opened a freecycle cafe group for people to post helpful stuff on , its still in its infancy but people seem very positive about it. I also was busy losing 5stone in weight while i was gone lol, which shocked even me, its quite nice to go to `normal` shops and buy clothes instead of walking into evans and choosing something baggy, but its weird being chatted up, i dont think i will get used to that again, it freaks me out, lol, i come home and tell hubby who laughs his head off, just as well we arent a jealous insecure couple lol, the first time it happend after i lost weight i came home and walked through the door and said ` some bloke just asked me out` hubby said ` is he taking you anywhere nice then` my boy made me laugh, he said to me in the car park one day ` its nice now you have lost weight` and i said oh thanks sweetie but why ` oh he says we can park anywhere now we dont have to look for a big space so you can get out the door easily` i nearly died laughing, little sod,

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