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Groan of the night From prydwen in Grin and bear it (9 hours old)

A man died today after becoming trapped under a large wicker basket containing a smoked ham, a jar of pickled onions, some cheddar, water biscuits and a bottle of champagne. Police said that their … more

Who needs therepy? From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (9 hours old)

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Louis Walsh From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (10 hours old)

When will this man get a reality check, smell the coffee and realise that he is either tone death, or the biggest bullshitter in the world.... Louis the louse should bow out of this competition at … more

Please Please Please From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (11 hours old)

Will someone out there please put John and Edward out of their misery (and mine)....… more

Guess the odd one out: From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (14 hours old)

Lord Stevenson, former chairman, HBOS Bank Andy Hornby, former CEO, HBOS Bank Sir Fred Goodwin, former CEO, RBS Bank Sir Tom McKillup, former chairman, RBS Bank John McFall MP, chairman, Treasury … more

The problem with e-bay From prydwen in Grin and bear it (14 hours old)

It’s really difficult to find what you want on eBay. I was searching for cigarette lighters and it found over 15,000 matches.… more

Saturday Meme From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (20 hours old)

1. With Friday the 13th on the horizon, do you have any superstitions? I will not walk under ladders and hate seeing a single magpie. 2. Have you any phobias? Still have a fear of heights. 3. … more

An Amazing Coincidence Over Wirral Libraries From Juzzzy in JD's World (23 hours old)

November 7, 2009 Late last year, a press release was sent out from our local council - very late in the day as is seemingly usual for anything contentious - bigging up an idea it had for the future… more

Quote of the night From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 day old)

If you got to swim in shit, keep your chin up.… more

Instant Viagra From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 day old)

'Viagra' is now available in powder form for your tea. It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.. … more

Word Of The Day From Juzzzy in JD's World (1 day old)

November 6, 2009 Felicide, noun Killing of a cat "So the person we're looking for," hushed Nipper, with a stroke of his imaginary moustache, "is almost certainly called Mr Curiosity." He was… more

Word Of The Day From Juzzzy in JD's World (2 days old)

November 5, 2009 Rhigosis, noun Sensation of cold; ability to feel cold "Brrrrrrrrr," shivered Nipper, ruffling his feathers.… more

Visiting Etiquette From Juzzzy in JD's World (3 days old)

November 4, 2009 If you'd fallen out with someone, rather badly, after doing something very, very stupid, how would you try to attempt to retrieve the situation some many months later? Would you… more

Word Of The Day From Juzzzy in JD's World (3 days old)

November 4, 2009 Hebephrenia, noun Form of dementia occurring at puberty "There's another name for it, too, isn't there?" asked Nipper. "There is indeed," said Zeds. "Women."… more

Word Of The Day From Juzzzy in JD's World (4 days old)

November 3, 2009 Janitrix, noun A female janitor "Do you reckon she has a dirty tunic, odd eyes, a creepy manner, a selection of wide floor brooms and a penchant for hanging around in the boile… more

Angry People In Local Newspapers From Juzzzy in JD's World (5 days old)

November 2, 2009 Hilarious blog taking the piss out of local newspapers. Brilliant.… more

Word Of The Day From Juzzzy in JD's World (5 days old)

November 2, 2009 Garçonniere, noun Bachelor apartment "And what do you eat?" asked Zeds. "Soup, of course," said Nipper.… more

Steveinthighland - The Wonders Of BCUK From Juzzzy in JD's World (6 days old)

November 1, 2009 I've been noticing a few Feedjit hits from Thailand of late - turns out it's an old friend and fellow nutcase ex-pat still living out there who'd been passed my link by yet another… more

Word Of The Day From Juzzzy in JD's World (6 days old)

November 1, 2009 Nesiote, verb Living on an island "Are you?" asked Nipper. "Yes," said Zeds. "Pretty much always."… more

Map reading, a dying art From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

Anybody out there think that Sat Navs are the worst techology ever? Having to listen to inane interjections from some plumy voice, that seems to sound smug when you miss the turning, must add to in… more

Whatever happened to Ladybird Books? From prydwen in Good Old Days (6 days old)

"The highlight of my childhood? It's the Ladybird Book of Motorcars from 1963, and as you would imagine it's full of rubbish really. Just endless boring grey shapes, until you get to page 40, where yo… more

Clarkson on Detroit From prydwen in Grin and bear it (6 days old)

"God may have created the world in six days, but while He was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place." … more

When you know you are too old to Trick or Treat From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

Nicked from Miss Cellenia 10. You get puffed out from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone … more

What lurks under your bed ???? From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

Most countries have their equivalent of the Bogeyman, here are of the best. 1. There are many theories about the origin of the word “bogeyman.” One is that it devolved from “buggy man,” the driver… more

Word Of The Day From Juzzzy in JD's World (7 days old)

October 31, 2009 Abature, noun Trail through wood beaten down by a stag Zeds was distinctly unimpressed. "Look," he said, as Nipper was carted off out of the bar towards the police car. "Jus… more

Thai Tales - Seventeen From Juzzzy in JD's World (7 days old)

October 31, 2009 1 IT'S REMARKABLY easy to define how unhappy you can be, yet seemingly almost impossible to accurately describe your joy, your contentment, that time you reach your goal. Someon… more

New word of the day From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

My son came out with a new one last night. 'Chillaxing' need I give an explanation? … more

An atheist in the woods From prydwen in Grin and bear it (7 days old)

An atheist was walking through the woods. 'What majestic trees! 'What powerful rivers! 'What beautiful animals! He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river,he heard a rustling i… more

Proof that sports drinks work LOL From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

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Trick or treat From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

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