i shreik in true victor meldrew style
i sent a ` pre typed funny` to a friend of mine who shall for blog purposes be called paul it went like this
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After serious & cautious consideration. ....your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2007 !
It was a very hard decision to make.
So try not to screw it up!!! LOL
My Wish for You in 2007:
May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts. May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 bills. May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips! May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires and may happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy. May the problems you had, forget your home address! In simple words .
May 2007 be the best year of your life!!!
ok so if you got this from your friend you would just laugh and probably forward it on, ..........not paul oh no, he writes back really upset that i had to consider my friendship with him and wonders what it is he has done 
silly man, just as well he is a nice guy, daft, but nice all the same, so i them had to tell him it was a `pre typed funny ` and not an indication of our friendship 
2007-01-04 @ 18:51