be nice to my brother that is,

he is harmless and yes he doesnt mean to offend, but he does, he is a 10yr old in a 40yr olds body, and im making more allowances for him than i have ever done for anyone,

he is staying with us now until he exchanges contracts on his new house, please god let it be soon, i am bordering on the edge of insanity with him here, and before fatal chirps in with `you have been bordering there for years` im seriously very near total madness.

tonight we went to the local pub chain that does meals and half way through his meal he slumped in his seat and said he couldnt eat anymore as the smell from my sons chicken tikka was putting him off, after mentally giving him a 10 for dramatic interpretation, i pointed out that i wasnt about to move my 12yr old to another table because his food smelt of curry, so he sat there with his head in his hands until he realised we were ignoring him and then sat outside in the car

last night he babysat for us while we went to the movies and when we came home he had a tantrum as i asked him not to talk through big brother,

there are a whole raft of things he has done in the last two weeks that are slowly building up and there will be a huge explsoion, and no doubt it will all be my fault, i just hope his date for exchange happens soon or i will be serving 15yrs for manslaughter,

i shreik in true victor meldrew style

i sent a ` pre typed funny` to a friend of mine who shall for blog purposes be called paul it went like this

`
After serious & cautious consideration. ....your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2007 !

It was a very hard decision to make.
So try not to screw it up!!! LOL

My Wish for You in 2007:

May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts. May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 bills. May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips! May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires and may happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy. May the problems you had, forget your home address! In simple words .

May 2007 be the best year of your life!!!

ok so if you got this from your friend you would just laugh and probably forward it on, ..........not paul oh no, he writes back really upset that i had to consider my friendship with him and wonders what it is he has done silly man, just as well he is a nice guy, daft, but nice all the same, so i them had to tell him it was a `pre typed funny ` and not an indication of our friendship

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xf9oo_jerome-murat

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xf9oo_jerome-murat

Big Brother sad i know but i bloodey love it, and the celeb one is soooo funny, hubby has had the sky box switched on in the other room while bb is on cos he isnt stupid enough to try watch tv for the next few weeks, lol and my son has sworn he wont be going in the lounge at all, (suits me) im dying to see who will be in there, if the hoff is there its gonna be funny, he is such a tosser lol, wonder if he will peee himself in the house lol,

That includes my own, even though the chances of anything other than a nasty lick is unlikely, when are these people who buy these pit bull type dogs gonna realise they arent pets, they are friggin psycho dogs,!! and why hasnt the government said ok if you want these dogs then pay for the privilage, premium insurance licenses have their knackers cut off etc ( the dog not the owners) hmmm well actually maybe the owners too,

me and my beloved go for a little jaunt every night with our flea in a fur coat (yorkie) and the other night we had to walk past 3 teenage lads who had one of these dogs, it was a huge fucker and it took the three of them to hold him while we passed, i was so scared and so friggin angry that this dog was not muzzled and it took that many to hold it, im seriously considering getting a tazar (sp) if they can have a dog like that i should have a right to defend myself,

that poor little girl who was killed by one broke my heart when i saw it on the news and although i really feel for her family i cant help but be angry with them too for alowing her to be around it, its too late for them but for all of you who have these dogs who would never hurt a fly think on !!

my brother is moving in with us till he can move into his new house, he is 4yrs younger than me and a total old arse, with old arse opinions and he is also a mad liverpool football fan, he is so obsessed that when he saw the blue led xmas lights outside our house he started moaning about how he hoped no-one saw him going in incase they thought he was an evertonian

i know im opinionated but he makes me cringe some of the things he comes out with, i just know im gonna end uo falling out with him, which i dont wanna do as we spent many years estranged as it is, i think i might have to get an intravenous drip of some chillout drug to keep me calm for the next 3 or 4 weeks,D

I was hoping to be baby squishing, which i do through an agency and its very profitable at new year, but no-one has booked through the agency i use, so it looks like i will be spending it in the bosom of my family, which means i will have to listen to the half breeds next door till 3am cos their parents will be out clubbing, a midnight hubby who is tall dark handsome will stand on the step moaning he feels stupid, (well it had to sink in sometime and you cant have good looks and brains)D unless your me lol and we will comment about how quiet it is and no-one comes out anymore, then we will go in and watch more crap telly till the fireworks finish at about 3 am and fall asleep. oh can i bear the excitement

and on a sunday too, it isnt like i go to church or anything, it was my central heating that woke me up, gonna have to get that sorted cos i dont do mornings, mind you it means i can get to asda for some veg nice and early as for some reason people go mental at xmas and new year and shop like its closing down.

im watching spartacus on tv i love the big old epic films, much better than some of the crap they churn out now,

Am i the only woman who loves this programme ? i would kill for a job on this show, ok i know buggar all about cars but what fun they have trashng them and driving to great places and dropping things on cars, and generally being daft, and they get paid for it, all right richard hammond was a bit silly recently but generally they do some cool stuff, hubby thinks its brilliant i will sit and watch hours of top gear and not complain,